My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
- fans: thanks for letting us play women and men!
- bioware: not a problem
- fans: but can we not have underwear grinding?
- bioware: inquisition will have tasteful romance scenes
- fans: hey can we play as different races again?
- bioware: yes, in fact have an extra race
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- fans: hey, ubisoft, can we play female assassins?
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